Why am I so retarded when it comes to spraying perfume?

This shocking and disturbing story and amazing life like illustrations are based on actual events that happened 15 minutes ago.

You would think after awhile I would learn to check which way the spray hole (can't think of any better way to word it) is facing.

I made this It's kind of silly how proud I am of it and how disappointed I am that it doesn't have any likes.