Summary of the 1st Part of the Original Sailor Moon Series (Episodes 1-13 Roughly)

So my boyfriend and I decided to be nostalgic and watch he original sailor moons series. When have been laughing our asses off about how silly some of it is.

Their main villain to defeat (that they don't really know of) is called Queen Beryl and all she does is tell her very incompetent worker, Jedeite, to get some energy from the humans on earth, (apparently, solar power was too mainstream.) while she stares at an unexplained ball that doesn't seem to serve much of a purpose, and waves her hands around it.

"The evil I am doing!"

Then the clever Jedeite will come up with a 'brilliant' plan and wear a disguise worse than team rocket.

Normal Jadeite 

Disguised Jedeite about to do some evil stuff.

Usagi or Serena (depending on if you watch it in english or japanese) will then accidentally end up in whatever evil plot he made up, figure out something is weird, then un-aerodynamically throw her tiara disc.

Then everything is fixed!

 After being defeated he is always surprised at how this great plan went wrong and queen Beryl scolds him and tells him to do better next time.... she must be too busy with that ball to realize the probability of him succeeding isn't very high. I wonder what he did before he was failing on earth.

And who the hell are all these guys in the background??