Why can't these people who really should know how to make tacos do not know how to make tacos?

 This  may disturb some readers, depending on how much you love tacos.

The speedystop of my hometown used to have a changeable sign that they made say "wake up to a taco''... this was the mental image it has always gave me.

 But for serious! Look at the taco on this box.

seriously! why would you screw a taco up this bad? It's almost like they were like:

 "Hey frank, we need a taco to take a picture of for our graphic design contract, could you make us one?

Guy I named Frank: "Sure guys, just hold on a moment."

*many hours later*

Random guys who need a taco: "Frank why haven't you made a taco! we are running out of time!"

Frank: "Oh shit! uh... *starts to "make a taco"* Crap I'm so nervous my brain is going blank on making this taco. I just put all the ingredients in a blender and pour it in the shell, right?...uh here! It's finished!"

*Frank presents taco to guys who need a taco*

Guys who now have a shitty taco: Oh my gawd! stop, don't make any more, we're out of time and this taco sucks, but we'll have to work with it. I guess we will just use the 4 remaining shells to fill up the space. I mean it IS a taco shell box. Also we can put that 'Whole grain corn' circle to hide it a bit.

Then Frank's girlfriend left him and his whole life went into a downward spiral.

Okay maybe I have a little bit of trouble making tacos too. But I put the meat in, then cheese then vegetables. My problem is that the lettuce I cut is usually too big and I end up just throwing stuff on top of the tacos.

But I don't plan on putting these tacos on a box to advertise tacos!

Wacom Tablet get!

 Was going for a sort of game reference-like thing for the title.

Totally wrote bamboo sideways successfully, someone tell me I'm awesome!

Every Now and then my neck excretes hearts the same color as my tounge. Also I dyed my hair red.

Veiw it in all its glory here: http://www.wacom.com/en/Products/Bamboo/BambooTablets/BambooCapture.aspx

 I thought that being able to connect my laptop to our HDTV and draw on the futon would be badass!  But I realized at some point I would probably need to type something, and I would have to get up off of my ass and that would be a pain in the ass. (Lots of ass in this post , huh?) But then my magical tablet said "you know what? I think I'll go ahead and be super crazy awesome and have a program that lets you just write shit out and I'll convert it to text for you!

 so now I plan on making pretty pictures to go with my posts and re-drawing some of the previous illustrations.