Why can't these people who really should know how to make tacos do not know how to make tacos?

 This  may disturb some readers, depending on how much you love tacos.

The speedystop of my hometown used to have a changeable sign that they made say "wake up to a taco''... this was the mental image it has always gave me.

 But for serious! Look at the taco on this box.

seriously! why would you screw a taco up this bad? It's almost like they were like:

 "Hey frank, we need a taco to take a picture of for our graphic design contract, could you make us one?

Guy I named Frank: "Sure guys, just hold on a moment."

*many hours later*

Random guys who need a taco: "Frank why haven't you made a taco! we are running out of time!"

Frank: "Oh shit! uh... *starts to "make a taco"* Crap I'm so nervous my brain is going blank on making this taco. I just put all the ingredients in a blender and pour it in the shell, right?...uh here! It's finished!"

*Frank presents taco to guys who need a taco*

Guys who now have a shitty taco: Oh my gawd! stop, don't make any more, we're out of time and this taco sucks, but we'll have to work with it. I guess we will just use the 4 remaining shells to fill up the space. I mean it IS a taco shell box. Also we can put that 'Whole grain corn' circle to hide it a bit.

Then Frank's girlfriend left him and his whole life went into a downward spiral.

Okay maybe I have a little bit of trouble making tacos too. But I put the meat in, then cheese then vegetables. My problem is that the lettuce I cut is usually too big and I end up just throwing stuff on top of the tacos.

But I don't plan on putting these tacos on a box to advertise tacos!