This may disturb some readers, depending on how much you love tacos.
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| The speedystop of my hometown used to have a changeable sign that they made say "wake up to a taco''... this was the mental image it has always gave me. |
But for serious! Look at the taco on this box.
seriously! why would you screw a taco up this bad? It's almost like they were like:
"Hey frank, we need a taco to take a picture of for our graphic design contract, could you make us one?
Guy I named Frank: "Sure guys, just hold on a moment."
*many hours later*
Random guys who need a taco: "Frank why haven't you made a taco! we are running out of time!"
Frank: "Oh shit! uh... *starts to "make a taco"* Crap I'm so nervous my brain is going blank on making this taco. I just put all the ingredients in a blender and pour it in the shell, right?...uh here! It's finished!"
*Frank presents taco to guys who need a taco*
Guys who now have a shitty taco: Oh my gawd! stop, don't make any more, we're out of time and this taco sucks, but we'll have to work with it. I guess we will just use the 4 remaining shells to fill up the space. I mean it IS a taco shell box. Also we can put that 'Whole grain corn' circle to hide it a bit.
Then Frank's girlfriend left him and his whole life went into a downward spiral.
Okay maybe I have a little bit of trouble making tacos too. But I put the meat in, then cheese then vegetables. My problem is that the lettuce I cut is usually too big and I end up just throwing stuff on top of the tacos.
But I don't plan on putting these tacos on a box to advertise tacos!
