Minecraft Murder Chicken

My boyfriend downloaded Minecraft for the xbox recently and while mining underground he happened upon a cavern. After walking a while, he found a chicken trapped on a bridge surrounded by lava alone... with 3 raw beefs, a raw chicken, rotten flesh, and an egg.

Like this

Couldn't help but wonder what the hell happened here. did 3 cows, 2 chickens. and a zombie all spawn here and then have an argument, and in such a stressful environment 1 chicken laid an egg?

The face of a psychotic murderer

Headcrab Fail.

Was making an awesome mask of headcrabby papercraft goodness, as seen here:

The awesome guy who made the papercraft

But I have had a derpy hooves moment of "I just don't know what went wrong"

Now that I'm at the final part of finishing it, stuff doesn't match up :( I actually had a dream last night that I found a piece that I hadn't cut out that fixed everything! sadly only the glue on fangs are left. I'm just going to glue stuff to other stuff and try to make it whole. I shall update if it gets any better.

Update! 10/13/12

I painted on a shirt in acrylic. Surprisingly this shirt used to be dark blue. I needed a white-ish but didn't have one but did have some bleach. This picture makes it look like my arm is double jointed.

Then I went to HEB and bought all the fake blood they had (5 tubes). In retrospect, I could have probably done better trying to make my own. I haven't done that before so it kind of slipped my mind that that's an option.

Rawr! Headcrab Zombie! Didn't think of the different lengths of the 2 shirts until it was too late D:

Zombeh melicus

So, the local big city I live by is having a first annual zombie walk for charity, and they asked for volunteers to show up zombified to be in a commercial for it. So, I tried my hand at zombie paint. I used my air brushes for the first time. I used acrylic paints and got the base of white and grey. Then I used my brushes for the ripped flesh. I then wiped my lips off so I could eat and drink and slept this way.

Also I have a map of Wisconsin showing all the places to stop for cheese...one day I shall travel out of state!

The next day I repainted the teeth and added blood. Our bathroom still looks terrible from me trying to get a nice splatter effect, because I am very slow and unmotivated when it comes to cleaning. The good thing about bathrooms is that they are not covered in carpet like the rest of your apartment...let's think about how thoughtful I was about ease of cleaning and ignore the fact that there is a mirror in the bathroom that I needed to use. Also I cut a gushers wrapper and covered it in sharpie and glued it to my eyelid instead of just painting my eyelid black. The night before, I had found out that I have issues keeping one eye closed.

So yeah, this is what I can do without having any latex thingies to glue to my face with spirit gum..I simply paint it on and pretend.